Scene: the character's sit around and watch a scene involving part-timers
Quisyndia: This artist doesn't know anything about my childhood!
Krom: Really? Seems to have it down to me.
Quisyndia: No he doesn't. I don't remember Mastromus being so tall.
Krom: Well, you're short, and you were tiny as a kid.
Quisyndia: I am not short!
Krom: Really? Because I'm a dwarf, and half the time I'm drawn almost as tall as you.
Quisyndia: That's because the artist sucks!!! Not because I'm short! I am almost five and a half feet in real life!
Theo <whispers to Hraust>: Her “almost” must be much bigger than mine.
Quisyndia: I heard that!
Theo: Hey, look! They brought shakes. I'll go get some.
Krom: Coward! So where were we?
Quisyndia: This stupid issue. That is not my childhood! Look at what a dingbat I am as a kid!
Krom: You should see yourself as an adult.
Quisyndia: Hey!
Hraust: At least he left out the time you teleported that carpet and took the floor with it.
Krom: Yeah, and remember when you blew up the microwave by trying to power it with a
lightning bolt?
Hraust: Yeah, and let's not even talk about when the artist let you borrow the car for your hair appointment.
Quisyndia: That was not my fault! Reverse and forward look the same in the stupid English Runes!
Krom: Really? One has a two legs, the other zero...
Quisyndia: Be quiet! You're just jealous I can reach the pedals and you can't!
Krom: Bah! I don't need to drive, I make everything I need myself.
Quisyndia: What? You brew a terrible beer in the closet, and eat roadkill from the nearest highway.
Krom: Your point? At least I didn't try to run over three old ladies in curlers!
Quisyndia: it was two! And I wasn't trying!
Theo returns with two shakes
Theo: Here, chocolate. What are we talking about?
Hraust: Quisyndia's childhood.
Theo: Did we bring up the car?
Quisyndia: <slurp> HEY!!!!!
Artists Note: To see the deleted scene with the carpet, visit my Patreon page at www.patreon.com/edwardmystcreations It can be found in the creations section.