Scene: Kromdale and Quisyndia sit in a waiting room. Quisyndia holds a clipboard and double checks Kromdale's answers to the questionaire.
Quisyndia: Okay. Here it says sex, and you left it blank.
Kromdale: Yeah, I already answered that question.
Quisyndia: You did? I don't see anything else here on the form for sex.
Kromdale: It's right there at the top.
Quisyndia: Your name?
Kromdale: Nah. Below that.
Quisyndia: The next thing is Ethnic Background. You chiseled in dwarf.
Kromdale: Yeah, that's it.
Quisyndia looks at the clipboard, and then at the camera again.
Kromdale: What? It's as plain as could be.
Quisyndia: I am going to regret this, but...How does this answer your sex?
Kromdale: It clearly says dwarf. Are these people stupid? Don't doctor's go to school?
Quisyndia blinks. Then shakes her head.
Quisyndia: I'm going to put male, so they don't get confused, okay?
Kromdale: Well, if you think it's needed, but dwarf answers the question.
Quisyndia: Okay, now here it asks about scars, and apparently you ripped the whole rest of the page apart.
Kromdale: I ran out of room just putting down the ones from when I was a kid. I was hoping they had more sheets. You know, one for each body part...I didn't even get to this one here. It takes three pieces of clothing just to cover it! Here, I'll show you.
Kromdale stands, rips his vest open, and reaches for his belt. Quisyndia turns away and puts the clipboard up as a wall.
Quisyndia: No! No! I believe you! Look, I'll put many, and tell them to ask for an explanation. Okay?
Kromdale: Yeah, okay. Better that way. They might get the impression I am accident prone if I don't explain I got them fighting.
Quisyndia: <whew> Now, about this question about facial hair. You left it blank.
Kromdale: Yeah, of course. What's with this form? They ask the same questions over and over. I already answered it.
Quisyndia: Let me guess. When you put dwarf.
Kromdale: Duh!
Quisyndia: You could have been a female.
Kromdale: Why would that matter?
Quisyndia looks at the camera, checks a box on the form, and turns the page.