Scene: Quisyndia, Theo, and Krom sit in a living room and watch television. In the background, Hraust putters in the kitchen.
Kromdale: What is this we're watching?
Quisyndia: Baseball, be quiet.
Kromdale: Baseball? Hey, that guy has a club!
Quisyndia: Yes, he's our best hitter. Now be quiet.
Kromdale: Who is he going to club? Is this rated R for violence?
Quisyndia: he's going to hit the ball, not a person.
Kromdale: Darn. Got my hopes up. Hey! That other guy threw something at him, and he's just standing there.
Quisyndia: It was a ball, that's why he didn't swing.
Kromdale: Well, if someone threw a ball at me I'd use that club on him.
Quisyndia: Krom, don't be stupid. That is the pitcher, and he pitches the ball and the hitter tries to hit it.
Kromdale: Well, he didn't try very hard. He stood there and watched it, then went and restrapped his entire suit of armor. Shouldn't he have done that before the battle?
Quisyndia: It was a ball, so he didn't swing.
Kromdale: Oh? He doesn't swing at balls? What else does this pitcher throw? Spears? Axes? Knives?
Quisyndia: No, he only throws the ball. The batter only swings if it is over that plate.
Kromdale: Plate? Is dinner down?
Quisyndia: No! The plate is...nevermind. Be quiet and see if he gets a hit.
Kromdale: Well, okay, but he'd be better off with an axe, not that club.
Quisyndia: Krom! BE QUIET!
Kromdale: <whispers to Theo> She really gets into this stuff, huh?
Theo: Yeah, that's why we had to buy a new television last year. Her team choked in the play-offs.
Kromdale: <Chuckles> That's our girl. So, who does she root for?
Theo: the Angels.
Kromdale: <chokes on something> The Angels??? Her??? Is she allowed to? I thought there was some sort of blasphemy law or something. I mean, remember what she did to that carpet cleaning salesman? Don't tell me that was sanctioned by any church...
Quisyndia: I heard that!
Theo: They aren't really Angels. That's just their name.
Kromdale: Oh, good. Even I can't take hypocrisy that far.
Quisyndia: Krom, I'm going to...GAH!! He struck out!! Sheesh! We couldn't hit water if we fell out of a boat tonight!
Kromdale: Should of used an axe...