Scene: A kitchen in an ordinary house. The stove door is open, smoke pours out, and Quisyndia stands in front of it with a blackened face. A large piece of charcoal lies at her feet, as if ejected from the stove. Theodosious crawls out from under a table and looks around. Squitchy hangs from a ceiling fan. Kromdale rushes in.
Kromdale: Wow! What did you blow up this time?
Quisyndia: What makes you think it was me?
Kromdale: Umm...every single bit of evidence in the room?
Quisyndia: Fine, I overcooked the roast, sue me. Everyone makes mistakes.
Kromdale: Not me.
Quisyndia: What? Yes you do.
Kromdale: Nope, I never make mistakes. You're crazy.
Quisyndia: Really? You never make mistakes? What about the time you got caught cheating at Stone Tiles by those three ogres?
Kromdale: That wasn't a mistake! I got caught on purpose! I had no shot of beating them fair, so I instigated a brawl and got out with the pot!
Theo: Hmmm...that almost made sense.
Quisyndia: Yeah, almost...if you forget that he let an ogre toss me through the wooden wall and down the hill.
Kromdale: Again, not a mistake. You run like a girl, and that was the fastest way to get you out of there.
Theo: Hmmm...that almost made sense...again.
Quisyndia: Are you kidding me? I spent a week pulling splinters from my...err, never mind.
Theo: Actually, I want the details.
Quisyndia: Do you want some lightning therapy too?
Theo: On second thought...
Quisyndia: Now, back to Krom. Let's talk about the time you attacked the pizza guy. Was that a mistake?
Kromdale: That dude was creeping up to the door!
Quisyndia: He was delivering a pizza! Your pizza! You jumped out of the bushes with your axe and screamed your kneecaps are mine!
Kromdale: A traditional dwarven warcry.
Quisyndia: For attacking a pizza guy?
Kromdale: It worked didn't it? He ran for it.
Theo: Hmmm...that almost made sense.
Quisyndia: Sheesh. Whatever! Anyway, attacking him was a mistake. Admit it!
Kromdale: Nope. I didn't have the money for a tip, so I scared him off.
Theo: Hmm...you know--
Quisyndia: Oh, shut it.